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Sensei Ryan |
Hello, I'm Sensei Ryan, and today I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself, no matter the cost.

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Fits, you must gather various rocks and dirt, to throw into his eyes. |

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Now throw the sand into your opponents eyes |

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As he claws at his sand ravaged eyes, it leaves him open to attack |

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So kick him in the groin |

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He will pass out from the pain, leaving him open to more attacks |

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Now drag his body away, bumping as many rocks as possible on the way |

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Now crush his skull with a trash can |
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