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Operation RusSeL
The Ol' Needle in the Cookie Trick

This trick has been known of since ancient times.  Or at least since last week.

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Sensei Ryan

Hello, its Sensei Ryan again.  Today I'll taech you the Ol' Needle in the Cookie Trick.

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First, obtain a cookie and drive a needle into it

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Now, offer it to someone you don't know. Say something like, "Hey friend, want a cookie?"

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The victime will most likely say something like, "Sure why not? I enjoy cookies."

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He will now eat the cookie

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At one point he will chew and digest the needle, and make a face

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As the needle tears through his esophagus, laugh at his misfortune and point at him if you wish

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Now the needle will poke at his vital organs. As he struggles to live, punch him in the groin

Thanks to Trinity for the cookie :)